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Episode 10×09 or “Actually Nothing Was Left Behind”

So far this season Sam has cured Demon!Dean, Crowley has cured Cas, and Supernatural is now a musical. Dean still has the Mark, Sam is playing babysitter to his brother, and Hannah left Cas behind because humanity. The rogue angels are taken care of, Cole has made peace with Dean, and Crowley has a mother. Specific enough?

*Spoilers ahead, darling*

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Episode 10×07 or “Hello, Rowena”

So far this season Sam has cured Demon!Dean, Crowley has cured Cas, and Supernatural is now a musical. Dean still has the Mark, Sam is playing babysitter, and Cas is gallivanting through the countryside with Hannah. Something about rogue angels and that guy from Dean’s past who wants revenge. Specific enough?

I’m deviating from traditional format this week, because I have a lot to say. So without further ado…

*Spoilers ahead, darling*

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Episode 09×14 AKA The one with Kevin Tran

It’s Winchester Wednesday! I, for one (again, not the Collectress, surprise!) have missed the boys and am glad to have Team Free Will well represented in this episode, if not all together as of yet. We also get the beginnings of a new Winchester dynamic (#betterbrotherbond anyone?), a Cas storyline and (spoilers) to say a proper goodbye to Kevin Tran.

Synopsis

The bunker is haunted. Lights flicker, the coffee machine goes wonky, and the boys figure that the bunker must be haunted by someone who recently died inside the walls. Yup. It’s Kevin Tran. The ex-prophet of the Lord is noveau dead and so it takes him a while to figure out how to manifest for Sam and Dean. He finally shows himself as Dean is in one of his self-loathing monologues, voicing what we all are thinking, which is to say the Dean Winchester, pity party of one is getting old. Kevin informs the boys that Heaven is closed, as in, no new spirits are allowed through the gates. He, along with a line of ghosts that rivals the DMV times infinity, are stuck in the Veil until further notice. Kevin reveals that he heard through the ghost-grapevine that his mom is still alive and implores the Winchesters to find her. The boys head to Wichita, Kansas to find a ghost named “Candy”, who claims to have been locked away with Linda Tran in a public storage, one the boys easily find and infiltrate.

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Episode 09×13 AKA that Time Sam Teaches Yoga

Happy Wednesday, Winchester fans!

The boys are together again. Sort of. It’s all business, but no family, so the family business is just business. Whatever. I don’t like it when mah boys are fighting. So without any further ado, let’s see if they worked it out last night.

Synopsis

The plot for this MotW episode was fairly simple. The episode lights up on two men in a hot dog eating contest in a small town in Minnesota. The winner, a 300+ lb man, is murdered in the parking lot after contest by having all the fat completely sucked out of his body. His weight in the autopsy? 90 lbs. Sounds like a case for the Winchesters.

After questioning local law enforcement, there is a useless side plot about the life of the man who came in second place at the eating contest. Buuut, Dean eats a doughnut.

I have never wanted to be a round breakfast food before, but now it’s on my bucket list.

A second murder happens in a gym in the town. A young woman, who is the only one at the gym late at night, is sucked free of all her weight. At this point, I didn’t know what to think of the monster. It reminded me of The Mummy‘s Imhotep sucking dry the ignorant American archaeologists, and a little bit of the Adipose from Doctor Who. But grosser. Way grosser.

Clues of various sorts lead them to the Canyon Valley Wellness Spa, where you’re guaranteed to lose all the weight you want in a week.

Episode 09×12 AKA Garth Becomes a Werewolf

Happy Wednesday, Winchester fans!

Have you been wondering where the f**k Garth has been for the past 20 or so episodes? Well, last night, the Powers that Be decided to give us an explanation, so without any further ado…

Synopsis

Sharp Teeth

The episode opens with Garth running away from a farm, and being chased by an angry farmer (head canon: the farmer was yelling, “You git off mah farm!”). In the midst of escape, Garth is hit by a car and then hospitalized. Naturally, the Winchesters just happen to be trolling the police scanners of f**king Wisconsin and happen to hear about it. They arrive at Garth’s hospital room within minutes of each other, and they’re obviously still on the outs (cue my yelling at the telly: “But you don’t work without each other!”) and then the Collective Diva and I were like…where’s Cas?