Coffee possessed my cardiovascular system eons ago. Blood mutated into boldness. Vessels dripped productivity. It seduced my heart with hotness, pressed it to pour over love for coffee (for which there are no regrets). Coffee keeps me alive and happy, especially on Mondays. Here are some things coffee can do for you to get you through this week.

Now, inhale power and drink deep.

Coffee: I got this 😉

Cures zombie mode (keep those human taste buds).

Provides instant social skills and heightened tolerability! Plus,

energy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

^ Also coffee, every minute of your day. ^

“May your coffee be strong and your Monday be short.” -unknown