“You’re Awful” by zamwessell (AO3)
Pairing: Armitage Hux/Kylo Ren
Word Count: 2352
Warnings: Evil Space Boyfriends
“Why are you trying to inspire them with speeches?” Ren asks. “I thought they were programmed from birth to obey.”
“And why would I take any advice from you, Mr. I-Inexplicably-Have-A-Black-Bucket-Over-My-Head?”
“I’m sorry, Darth I-Inexplicably-Have-A-Black-Bucket-Over-My-Head.”
General Hux and Kylo Ren hate working together.
For different reasons.
Hello from my new dumpster.
I’m not exactly sure how I ended up binge-reading Star Wars fanfiction, or how I ended up boarding the Star Destroyer Kylux, but here we are: knee deep in Kylo’s preteen-esque angst and Hux’s OCD pettiness and I have no regrets.
So, as an introduction to my new ship/dumpster, this is “You’re Awful”, in which Kylo is oblivious, Hux is snarky, and the laughs are plenty. This fic is short, ridiculous, and 100% hilarious. I don’t even care that the characters are OOC because I have such a good time reading it. So, if you’d like to test the water of the Kylux fandom, I think this is a good place to start.
Warning: just because they’re cute doesn’t mean they’re not despicably evil.