This is the final week in our Star Wars rewatch and what a ride it’s been, Collectors! Today, we play a little game called Fuck, Marry, Kill with three of our favorite Star Wars characters. Let us know if you agree, disagree or have anything to say about our choices in the comments below and be sure to check out our sisters from another mister over at Keysmash blog and join us tonight as we live tweet the final installment of the Star Wars epic, Revenge of the Sith, starting at 6pm West Coast time.
Fuck, Marry or Kill…Luke Skywalker, Leia Skywalker or Han Solo?
I’d screw Luke Skywalker because Mark Hamill was one of my first crushes, and yeah, I know Jedi are supposed to be celibate, but hey, I like to break the rules. Also I have an arsenal of lightsaber puns that are only appropriate for use in the bedroom. 😉
I’d marry Leia faster than you can say “scruffy nerfherder.” Luke may have been my first crush, but Leia is my lifelong love. She’s a General of Badassery and I kind of love the idea of ruling the galaxy with the Princess of the Rebellion. Also, have you seen her in the Coronation dress? Be still my heart.
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I’d totally fuck Han Solo. In any universe, any age, hell, he could be roleplaying Indiana Jones for all I care, I’d still want him. Don’t tell my mom, because he is her man crush like whoa.
I’d wife the shit outta Leia. I might have a little competition here, since all three of us picked the same answer! I can see why, though. Leia is gorgeous, smart, resilient and can boss around a team of rebel spies like nobody’s business. Her and I would have a long and benevolent rule of the galaxy and perhaps even get Han in the middle of our little love sandwich every once in awhile.
Luke Skywalker is dead to me and I’m not even sorry. I mean, Leia will be devastated, but as her devoted wife, I will comfort her through this time of loss. I agree with the Spaniard–his whining gets pretty annoying after a while and I would definitely shoot first.
Are you ready for Star Wars: The Force Awakens? We count down to the new installment of the series this week and wait patiently for the Collectress’ review of the film to post on release day, Friday, December 18. Are you going to go see it? Tell us in the comments what your Star Wars plans are for next week!