The Hobbit’s Middle-earth Magic is Middling at Best

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I’ve seen the film twice now, and admittedly while I slept through most of it the second time, I find myself unable to write an unbiased review on the film’s merits. Mostly, I am unable to remain uncompromised because The Hobbit is my favourite book and it is one I reread every Christmas season.

The film’s been advertised as the “defining chapter” of the Middle-earth legacy. “Defining what?” I wondered as I watched two hours of battles scenes comprised of CGI.

The magic of The Lord of the Rings films was not dependent on the Elves or the wizards or the Rings of Power, but rather in the story’s ability to make us believe that such a fantastical story could be relevant to our own reality. The first Middle-earth film to be released, The Fellowship of the Ring, came out just a few months after the tragedy of 9/11. Though the film had long been in production, the symbolical battle of good versus evil, light versus darkness, was perhaps a bit more heartfelt at the beginning of a war on terror. The world has changed much since then, and perhaps I’ve grown too old to believe in cinematic magic, but The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies, or indeed the entire trilogy, lacked the defined purpose that the original trilogy possessed. Gandalf tells us that the Lonely Mountain is strategically placed, that the Forces of Darkness would be greatly strengthened by controlling it. It’s ominous and Sir Ian McKellan delivers the line effectively, but what would Evil gain by having the Mountain? Gold? Well, they don’t seem to have a problem raising armies without it. The White Council has alluded to the kingdom of Angmar throughout the trilogy, and indeed, the entire purpose of the third film seems to be to prevent the rise of the Witch King’s kingdom again.

Oh wait…who’s the Witch King again? Why is he important? How will Angmar threaten Middle-earth? How is this all connected to the Dark Lord? 1400663_757712097597731_3930814931839465903_o

As an avid reader of Tolkien, I know the answers to this. I know why the Lonely Mountain matters, why Galadriel’s badassery in Dol-Guldur is so important, and how the defeat of the Necromancer in Mirkwood kept Middle-earth safe for another several decades.I know this, not because I’ve read The Hobbit, but because I’ve read the other histories of Middle-earth, the ones that were never published during Professor Tolkien’s lifespan. The majority of Peter Jackson’s Middle-earth vision is not taking from Tolkien’s child-friendly adventure story, but from historical narratives that had the same grandiose sweep and epic nature as The Lord of the Rings.

10679717_757755250926749_2431839544944957410_oAnd here is the crux of my long list of issues with Jackson’s version of The Hobbit: it lacks everything that would have kept it in the spirit of Tolkien’s writing. I understand the necessity of creative liberties when adapting for a film, and I wholeheartedly encourage interpretation. However, a filmed adaptation of a book is not a transformative work. It’s gained the permission of the copyright holder to use the work and create a filmed spectacle for the big screen. Where Tolkien’s The Hobbit is whimsical, Jackson’s is dark. Where Tolkien’s is narratively succinct, Jackson’s is long-winded. Where Tolkien’s focuses on the point of view of Bilbo Baggins, the titular hobbit is passed over for cheap cross-dressing comedic relief and the inclusion of star-crossed lovers. Where Tolkien’s narrative creates empathy for the distinct characters, Jackson’s is lost in a haze of CGI’d battle sequences.

There are some truly spectacular moments in TBOTFA. It is always a pleasure to see Cate Blanchett prove that she’s10644294_757757144259893_9123524161848250361_o more epic than everyone else in the film combined, and Thranduil’s emotionally-charged confrontations with Legolas and Tauriel were the moments that truly sucker-punched me in the feels. Aside from the Elves, however, The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies could have been a video game.  Jackson’s grown extremely fond of CGI in the years since the LOTR, and The Hobbit films suffered for it, losing the gritty realism that special effects makeup offers to the cast to computer graphics that were poor imitations of WOW. I felt that I was playing The Lord of the Rings Online. Choose a race (Elves, Men, or Dwarves), choose a character, choose a weapon. By the time Thorin faced the Azog in the “boss battle,” I was wishing that I’d followed my flatmate’s lead and gone to watch The Imitation Game again.

In fact, if you read the book and then play World of Warcraft, it’ll be like you watched the trilogy. As a Tolkienite, I’m extremely comforted by knowing that Peter Jackson will likely never get his hands on The Silmarillion, which was the closest work to Tolkien’s heart.

Dear Peter Jackson, in the spirit of Christmas, I won’t say anything more than auta miqula orqu. 

-The Collectress

2 Comments

  1. AndrevSlovik1982

    The movie was great except for a few fatal flaws:
    1) The part about Thorin dying was a total departure from a main story arc in the book. Shame on Jackson for doing that.

    2) Thranduil tells Legolas to seek out Strider as he’s a promising ranger ‘in the north’.
    a) Strider (Aragorn) is all of 7 years old at the time of the battle of 5 armies
    b) The Dunedain are not north of erebor (or thranduil’s palace) they are west in Eraidor, not in Angmar.
    c) Thranduil may have known Aragorn’s father …. though that’d be a stretch but there’s no way he’d know Aragorn as Aragorn was, again, only 7 at the time. Hey may know OF the child, Estel/Aragorn, but he wouldn’t know much about him, much less whether he would grow to be a “great one”

    3) Death of Azog & Bolg… Won’t even go into how Azog isn’t even supposed to be around but Thorin was supposed to have killed Bolg, not Legolas.

    The first two movies had several ‘over the top’ moments but nothing like radical re-writing of the story and totally changing main story lines. I am very disappointed by the 3rd movie.

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