Ahoy, mateys, it be the Spaniard speaking. This is my first week as an official part of The Collective team, and what an insane whirlwind it has been! In case you’ve been hanging out with Coulson in Tahiti and don’t know what’s going on, you can catch up on our previous activities in yesterday’s recap.
Our team ship was more or less grounded today, since our city was prey to a vicious rainstorm. As a result, we stuck to indoor activities, and discovered some pretty awesome things. For example, did you know that if you go to Kmart dressed as a zombie, no one will even look twice? Also, unicorns apparently DO fart rainbows (but only if you feed them Skittles) and PSAs are more fun if you pay homage to President Snow. Did I mention that we captured a crazed child masquerading as something called a “popcorn monster”?
Most of these things happened within the first 5 hours of the morning’s mayhem. We were able to submit 8 items today, and we have several others in progress. I am so proud to be part of a fantastic, hard-working, and imaginative team. I mean, how many people do you know who would be willing to wear ice cream hats in 100 degree weather, or build life-size nests in which to perch? If you’re a Gisher, chances are that I am describing you…and that’s what makes this scavenger hunt so amazing.
Until the next time our ship makes berth,
The Collected Mutineer