It doesn’t really matter if you like audio books, or Thomas Hardy novels, or if you don’t give a flying saucer of shit about literature, because Alan Rickman reading anything will turn you into a metaphorical puddle of Jell-O.

This man could read the phone book to me and I’d still get the shivers.

So go on, click this vid for 33 minutes of Rickman’s siren song.

-The Collectress